Chinese Water Torture
It is rather an arduous task to be present at a company meeting, knowing that right before, you had planned to relieve yourself. And so it was my plight to sit through our one hour monthly company meeting...fidgeting around, wanting to get up, closing my eyes in anguish, for the full length of one hour...so right when the meeting ended, I tried to head everyone off and get out in front, so as to get to the restroom first, because I knew that's where everyone was headed...I finally got there, but I was too late, it(the bathroom) was completely full, and I had to wait ANOTHER 10 minutes....man, that was torture...but after the 10 minutes, absolute euphoria...

On the brighter side
Contrary to popular(my) belief, I was able to finish Order of the Pheonix last night...great book. Now I can go back to the task of rereading the entire series and then go back to Silmarillion and the LOTR series...after that, I plan on going through my classics, my Ray Bradbury's and my Maya Angelou's and such...I'm such a reading whore...

I finally know what it is to observe me. Funny as this may sound, it's true...I was walking by a few cubicles just now as I got back from running a few company errands, I saw a dude staring, unmoving at his computer, with his arms folded...and he was ASLEEP!!! Just like how I do it! I almost woke him up laughing, but rather, hurried out of there and sat back at my own cube, giggling like a madman...so THAT's what I look like...it's pretty entertaining.